A Caterpillar Me

Trex (2yo):  Mom, where are we going?
Mom:  To church
Trex:  Awww.  I want to go to a caterpillar me
Mom:  A Caterpillar You?  You want to go to A Caterpillar You?
Trex:  Yes
Mom:  What is that--I don't know what you're talking about.
Trex:  Yes.  I want to go to a caterpillar me, not church.
Abread (14yo):  Sorry buddy.  We're not going to Academy right now.

(Evidently Trex had fun in Academy recently--I can see why, they have balls, bikes, and other fun toys for boys.)